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Yermak Leader takes solace in recent battle with Spetznaz forces

Afon Bogatyr has spoken out in relation to the battle that ensued in North Eastern Khazakstan in an exclusive Tv brodcast with HM News Afon Bogatyr went public in condeming the russian spetznaz forces attempt to crush his sepratist army.

" The Gauntlet has truly been throwen down, russia is trying to oppress us because we will not beg like a dog & follow their corruption.

The Yermak believe in their independance & have proved that we are no push over. I have sat with many powerful leaders of nations & armed  organisations who back our cause, who believe in the Sword of Yermak & its uses in a Global sence, we have notoriety and approval from many nations. our time is swiftly approaching."

HM News questioned  Commander Bogatyr about the Sword of Yermak & its intended purpose.
he replied " they (russian Spetnaz & government) thought that by taking key components they would dissolve us, what they have done is opened doors for us & for that i thank them i take solace in our recent altercation with the Spetnaz forces, for it has gained us more power than they could ever imagine, the Sword of Yermak is the building block for my Speratists & their cause"

no further comment was made and it seems Afon Bogatyr has opened communications with some of the world's high ranking players in the global market of militia warfare.

Russia it seems  haskicked the Hornets nest.

Jack Meov
HM News Kazakhstan

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Haram Mujahid News Network - 16-02-2011


Devine Brotherhood Of Roy release Video tape Message

What is believed to be some headline figures from the Devine Brotherhood Of Roy have released a Video message Warning the west to leave africa alone and to concentrate on their own internal affairs.

The video tape shows footage of 3 figures who's faces are masked with red & white schmagh's & dressed drab olive jackets, the figures send a chilling warning to the western forces about their presence in Africa, they state that they are followers of Azear & will carry out his bidding.

The tape also expresses that the DBR are not protagonists & insurgent fighters, but holy warriors carrying out the task of their fallen hero & now  marytr AZEAR.
Our people are loyal & our bloodline runs deep, british,american & multi national troops may come in their batallions but the followers of Azears vision are more powerful & stronger than you could ever envisage. be warned West, interfere at your peril.

the Tape also sees the men mention an upcoming meeting in Nema Nemasso to discuss the future of africa.

As a multi national task force is issued a tour of duty it seems Africa is preparing to push against the force coming its way & ISAT forces may defeat man but not the belief of the great Azear

Dongjalalli Guwalli
HM News Africa

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HM News Network  24/05/2011

News Update

CLAUDE UTAKA MINISTER FOR INTERNAL SECURITY MURDERED.

Confirmation has now been given that Claude Utaka Minister of Internal security to Victort Aluma's KGB power has been confirmed dead.

News hit ther HM office last week of the suspected murder of the presidents man and now officially this claim can be confirmed.

Suspision lies at this stage with local rebels who opposed the KGB & their beliefs and with the upcoming election the heat has certainly been turned up and the finger of blame is also pointing towards HENCHI tribesmen who may have carried out the killing on the word of DBR leaders & influential powers within the DBR.

The Devine Brotherhood of Roy have denied any part in the killing and say that even though they intend to become a key player in the upcoming elections it is not their way to murder someone they have worked in conjuntion with, The Brotherhhod said they RESPECTED Victor Alluma and they both are following the belief of AZEAR and this unlawful killing should be condemned & justice sought.

Victor Aluma was not available for questioning at the time of this broadscast but has promised HM news a Special election report & will comment on the recent outcome in cameroon.

Western channels such as SNN have portrayed the state of affairs in Africa & the chad under a dim light & have been showing police & military units using force & water cannons to preterb fighting & unrest in the territory
Heads of the DBR & KGB  say this footage is old & is spindoctoring & propoganda to justify making Africa on a red state of Alert.

The west have one foot in The Chad & surrounding areas on current operatiuons & are looking for any excuse to jump in with both feet & take the helm of the country, something which both the KGB & The DBR will fight against.

A ceremony for the former Minister of Internal security will take place tomorrow.

More News on this & other stories as they happen


Dongjalalli Guwalli
HM News Africa

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Haram Mujahid News 14th June 2011

ISAT FORCES THREATEN TO BLOW UP AFRICAN CITY

Isat forces on their Operation Alexander tour recently Invaded the City of Massakori following rallies held by Khanem Ghuerra Brotherhood & The Devine Brotherhood of Roy for up coming election voters.

The Devine Brotherhood of Roy had sent a political representative to Massakori to hold Pro african Rallies to gain voters for ther upcoming elections, Omar Mohammed was Spreading the good word of  to the African people when ISAT Forces tried to Take him from his hospital bed, which he was sent to following a disasterous incident last week when Omar was attacked during one of his peace protests, DBR memebers tried to fend off ISAT forces as they tried to encarcerate the political spokesman for what they dubbed as spreading an Anti west  Campaign.
 
Today HM News Recieved information that the DBR who are trying to gain votes &  establish themselves as a political party whilst attempting to sherk off the label of a terrorist organisation given to them by The West,  were Set up by KGB members who took Omar Mohammed from the Safe hands of the DBR & handed their political representative over to the ISAT forces following a threat made to them by the ISAT to use Airstrikes & a bombing campaing to flatten Massakori if Mohammed was not turned over to them,  The Khanem Ghuerra Brotherhood buckled under  this pressure from the west and not only gave Omar Mohammed to the west but alo gave the ISAT forces the location of DBR political outposts within the Massakori region, saying that their reason was that they were saving the populus of Massakori & did what they thought was right by saving lives.

 What followed was a massive disturbance and unrest on the streets of massakori as ISAT forces opend fire in a hunt to kill any DBR in the Area.

The KGB then took arms with the ISAT forces Against the DBR and were seen co-operating & standing in line with the Western dogs of war against  their fellow Africans.

A spokeman for the DBR commented that the KGB were backed by the DBR  and they backed  the KGB  in their attempt to enter power & rule N'djamena in the Chad, the DBR wanted to claim recognition for spreading the good word of Azear and wanted to reestablish themselves after being forced underground by Western forces in what has been a long War.

KGB have Denied having been aided by the DBR , If this is the case then the KGB are also putting themselves in the spotlight as murdering Tuwkani former president of the Chad. the KGB reported having no hand in the murder at the time and speculation lay with the DBR who also denied the claim.

With the elections in august now only round the corner this makes Chad once again a hotbed of political Activity.

Isat forces want control of Africa & denounce the Vision of the fallen General Azear now a marytr whom many follow. Azear was murdered by Western forces during his reign as leader of Chad.

The KGB always vowed to not follow in the footsteps of  Tuwkani and be the wests Puppet and give Africa to the African people, however if the Recent events in Massakori & the allogations are true it would seem that the chad has jumped from the frying pan into the fire.

The DBR have put themselves forward as a political party & will announce their representative to take the stand in the coming weeks, the KGB currently sit at the helm but are they the party who they claim to be?

Is Viktor Aluma another Tuwkani.

Where will your votes go,Who do you want to run N'Djamena.
Will it remain african or will the everpresent ISAT forces Play the KGB into their hands.

Make sure your vote counts.

Dongjalalli Guwalli
HM News Africa

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HM NEWS 10/08/2011

African Election Looms in the Chad and fear is Spread amongst the locals by Lizard flu.

The Chad is yet again facing an historic momentous occasion as the upcoming elections take palce on Saturday with the results to be announced early sunday morning.

Viktor Aluma who currently stands as president of the CHAD has put toether a political campaign that one might expect of  his Kanem guerra Brotherhhod. the KGB have been questioned alot by other parties of recent times as being western sympathisers or that they have stuck a deal with the west to secure them a new term.
Viktor is claiming his true policy is to be for the people and the benefit of Africa.

Viktor and the kanem recently became allies with the west in a joint effort to oust the DBr in their run up to the campaign & are a party who originally claimed to believe in the vision of Azear but have yet to prove thier policies & Promises they made.

New runner in the race is Pascal Tombalaye cheif Direction de la Documentation et de la Sécurité
Commissaire de Police or cheif of police, who claims to understand the suffering &  offers himself as the saviour of chad.

also in contention for presidency is Otto Jobre who is standing for the devine brotherhood of Roy, a party that has been branded many things & blamed for many issues, hunted by the ISat forces for years ,double crossed by those they placed into power now they intend to run for the premiers job and offer Education,health, Welfare & Religion as their manifesto.
they aim to involve the people of the Chad in its policies & grow an africa for the african people and follow the vision of azear.

Many say the DBR manifesto is bordering crazy many say its impressive
many say viktor is a man of his word many say he will stab you in the back
everyone says's who when Pascal Tombalaye is mentioned.

the Chadian people will go to vote on saturday amongst a vicious outbreak of Lizard flu, all the populus of  N'djamena are being asked to get innoculated. this recent outbreak comes as Viktor of the KGB has Lizard breeding as one of his main policies and has denied that his lizard farms have borne the infection and he is pointing the finger elsewhere.

an investigation will be held into this matter.


So all eyes are on the campaign trail and HM news will keep you uptodate as the breaking news happens

Dongjalalli Guwalli
HM News Africa

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The Divine Brotherhood of Roy has hit back at the "Venom" and "Lies" that Victor Aluma and his "Lap dog" General Hatemi spread amongst the world's media last week.

A video was sent to Haram Mujahid News this morning from a person claiming to be a voice for the DBR.  Dated the 11th July, the man identified himself as Oli Farook Kaboom , so far we have been unable to verify the authenticity of the clip but his anger and conviction has left our editors in little doubt that he is indeed speaking on behalf of the oppressed in Chad.

Farook Kaboom denied Aluma's accusations that the DBR have been destroying the land to prevent the KGB National Army it's use, "We have never attacked innocents. We have only ever attacked the KGB and their masters, the ISAT forces, who claim to be here to help".  He then proceeded to attack the credibility of General Idi Hatemi's statement that the "DBR are a fading force"; Farook Kaboom retorted, "Fading, we are not fading, we grow stronger every day. Every time you spout your lies it stiffens our resolve to rid our once glorious country of this scum that was 'elected' to power amidst an election that was fixed by ISAT and KGB forces".

The video ended with a brief statement, "Don't worry my brothers, one day we will be rid of these pests.  No matter who we have to ally the DBR with to aid our cause, we will have our country back, be it sooner or later. The DBR is not going any were we will be here a long time from now when the KGB and ISAT forces are a long forgotten memory".

It seems that although the voice of the 'elected' Government in N'Djamena is louder, the will and passion of the DBR's  is not lacking.

Dongjalalli Guwalli
HM News Africa

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I'm here live for Haram Mujahid News all week in the build up to what is going to be Africa's biggest party since the days of the crazy party Kings of Gabon!

President Victor Aluma is certainly bringing N'Djamena alive with celebration of his year in power and the joyous occasion of the birth of his first son, and heir, George Gecko.  Aluma has gone for broke, lining up a festival of fun that spreads right across the city- rumour has it that he has even enticed a well know British wearer of high throusers to launch his reality tv show in Africa in what must be, pardon the phrase, a real coup!  It is understood that anyone who wishes to enter the open auditions of 'The DBR Factor' should head down to Klobba's Disco at building 66 between 12 and 4pm this Saturday, I'm sure this will go off with a bang!

The rest of the city will be alive with street parties and a fiesta spirit, bringing neighbours together in what will be a great occasion.  There has been reports of bureaucratic breakdowns with getting permits to close streets off for a traditional Chadian street party of tea and cakes but residents are reminded that as long as they have correct documentation then they are at liberty to make a street off limits to vehicles during the period of the party.

Other activities that Aluma has sanctioned for this weekend include bash the DBR rat, coconut shy,  guessing the weight of  lizard cakes, stoning of those not enjoying themselves enough, gladiatorial style contests in the main square and sheep back racing.  Dockets again must be carried if participating in public, especially when mounting sheep, and will be checked by Police and KGBNA personnel.

This weekend promises to be an event of joy to treasure and behold, and if it isn't then the Police I understand will be making you....the wet weather will hopefully blow through before hand and leave the streets awash with happiness and celebration, after all President Aluma decrees it!


Fariq Jalal
HM News entertainment correspondent