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News 27th August 2009

The Traitor and the Usurper



It seems the traitorous General Fyid has been again rewarded for his actions which are felt to have placed the pretender king on the throne in Khartoum as today we receive news that the new King Bob has promoted the General to position of commander of the ARMY for the ROYAL SUDANESE ELITE.(A.R.S.E).

This amid what many in the west have called fairy tale claims that UK special forces were involved in the assassination and conspiracy to kill the late King Jubba Jubba Chuffa.
A claim strongly denied by all involved parties here in the UK. In a press conference last night shortly after rival HM News ran the outrageous story Westminster stated unequivocally that at no point during the Khartoum hostilities did ANY member of Task Force Black hand funds over for the return of the kings daughter or her cousin. "We do not negotiate with terrorists under any circumstances and to add insult to injury these people then trump up claims we received money from the terrorist Fyid to actually kill the King. The one man in that region who promised change".

This week also saw the troubled city lay final rest to their beloved King although in his apparent paranoia it would seem the new King feels much less at ease with his subjects and so demanded a 500 meter cordon around the ceremony manned by Fyids Troops and a second cordon was erected at 100 meters this one a 7 feet tall ballistic wall. It would seem King Bob is nervous for his own safety which is no surprise with a traitor like Fyid protecting his back.

Many experts claim Khartoum will start to feel the effects of sanctions and embargoes within the next four weeks. The only countries willing to deal with them are other listed terrorist states dealing in the black market economy.


In Other News

It has been announced today that ANZAC forces are to increase operations against Pro indonesia groups in East Timor in an attempt to maintain security in the ever unstable Malacca straights.
SNN will be bringing you more details on that situation from our Australasia correspondent Keith George.


More news as it happens.

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
SNN

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News 23rd October 2009

rebuild and restructure

Today marks the end of the official ceromonies pronouncing Nubbi Nubbi Chuffa as the new rightfull King of Khartoum Sudan.

The Chuffa family are the tribal bloodline to the throne and their reinstatement to leadership means the country can now begin to rebuild itself after the conflict of the past 12 months. Nubbi Nubbi  faces the task of policing a country torn in half through civil war but Coalition forces have pledged the presence of a multi national peace keeping force who will help maintain law and order until such a time that the newly formed Sudanese  combined police and military is in a posistion to take over. The newley created SMUG (SUDANESE MILITARY URBAN GUARD)is expected to be at full strength in the early new year. Which will coincide with the completion of the 8 Coalition Military bases across Sudan as per the deal made with the late king Jubba Jubba at the start of the troubles.

As yet no one has confirmed or denied wether infact that Usurper king Bobitin is dead or alive. Initially classed as missing presumed dead but since the fighting ended there have been many conflicting stories regarding his fate and now it still remains unclear.
General Fyid on the other hand has been confirmed alive and well after he was smuggled out of the falling city in the final hours of of the battle it is thought he was taken out of Africa via Morrocco by agents of the IRC . He now finds himself in the top 3 most wanted men worldwide an international fugitive.



More news as it happens.

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
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News 17th November 2009

Rebels Defeated

David Robinson reporting from East Timor

6 Months of fighting ended yesterday after Australian Special Forces from SASR working alongside the Bacau Socialist Movement in the Maliana mountains defeated Pancasila Popular Front Forces after 24 hours of fighting which saw the PPF command structure killed or captured.
I was based within the Australian fire base nicknamed Timor Hilton and witnessed first hand the rescue mission to retreive the passengers and crew of an Australian Military helicopter shot down by PPF forces on saturday morning. Unfortunatly the crew either died on impact or were killed as rebels swarmed the crash site but the passengers 3 members of the BSM or as the are now named the BSP Bacau Socialist Party were rescued by local miltia assisted by members of 3 Squadron SASR.

PPF forces suffered massive losses in firefights but still managed to continue to operate until early on sunday when overstretched they attempted to capture the strategic village of Mandango creek but SASR intervened fighting alongside the BSP to clear the area of hostile forces.

The Australian government have today stated that they will now be sending a task force to East Timor to assist with rebuilding and security until the BSP can offically take over in the spring.

In an unprecedented move by Canberra today the SASR has for the first time publicly announced the name of one of its soldiers put forward for a medal. Corporal Mike Mercier 3 Squadrons medic has been been put forward for the distinguished service medal after his actions during several firefights saved the lives of his fellow soldiers. Mercier with no thought to his own saftey went to the aid of his wounded comrades even sustaining wounds himself and once treated he was straight back in the thick of the action and the Government have today announced a ceremony to honour him in the presence of the Prime misinster Kevin Rudd at the regiments base in Perth when they return to Australia.

More news as it happens.

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
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News 16 January 2010

A Bleak Future?



As we begin the new year a look ahead reveals that we can expect much of the same. Global conflicts continue new troubles arise and tension in many regions rising to a critical level.

In Afghanistan British troops continue in the words of senior commanders "to hold the line". News of revised objectives to tackle the financing of terror groups via the heroin trade are hopefull but it is clear that to acheive these goals policies and strategies will have to adapted to suit the ever evolving enemy.

In North Korea the last remnants of resistance remain stubbornly entrenched within the remote regions. And both US and UK forces fear that rumours of China stepping to the aid of North Korea could well be more than rumours. The last 2 months has seen large scale military activity from the Chinese in areas close to the North Korean border. A Whitehall source stated last night that the fear is that an act of aggresion from China could plunge the whole region into chaos.

Russia clearly feels the same threat and have made no move to disguise or hide the completion of their new missile defence system. Russian minister of internal defence Stanislav Taras said recently " The Jackovlev System is the start of a new era for russia an era of saftey and security for its people no longer will we be denied the right to protect ourselves against any aggressor foreign or native from one of the many disgruntled sattellite states. We will defend our borders and if needed we will not hesitate to use what many will see as extreme measures but that is how things are and the world needs to understand Mother Russia is no longer a broken former superpower but THE superpower and the Jackovlev system will ensure that". Minister Taras is well known for his outspoken views agaisnt foreign interferance in his countrys buisness and security but his words are regarded by many in the west to echo that of President Egorov in Moscow.

Africa seems to hang on the edge of self destruction with civil wars and tribal infighting rife across the continent even the alliance in Chad seems uncertain with insurgent attacks up 40% from this time last year Sudan is at peace but the fighting has left much of the Khartoum and other major cities in almost total ruin which must be rebuilt before life can even begin to return to normal for the citizens.

Britains security threat level remains critical with communications traffic intercepted by security forces point towards imminent operations against the country by several terror groups including the African group KOA The Knights Of Azear the same group responsible for the attacks in Tennerife, Paris and the planned attacks in London and other major cities across the UK.


Christopher Cameron Weaving
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News 15 February 2010

Terror Averted

News has emerged this evening claiming that UK securtiy forces narrowly averted a major terror attack on UK soil.

It is claimed that a previously unknown terror group with links to Jordan and Afghanistan siezed control of a midlands transport terminal and took several members of staff and public hostage. The attack happened last sunday and the government have gone to considerable lengths to keep the incident under wraps.

But SNN can tonight reveal that the attack did infact take place and had it not been for the quick actions of West Midlands Police and their fire arms teams working alongside elements of the military and security services the outcome could have been fatal for the nation.

One survivor who has chosen to remain anonymous claims that the group were actually in possesion of a Russian made Nuclear device.

" It was a suitcase covered in broken seal stickers and what looked like Russian writing. The men handling it seemed very nervous and at one point it was knocked over and the leader went mental shouting in arabic it was then moved so it was out of the way and i didnt see it again after that"

Questions are being raised now as to why the government chose to withold this information from the public domain.

Whitehall have tonight issued a statement saying that yes there was an incident last weekend but that it was swiftly dealt with and fire arms teams were indeed at the scene but the situation was resolved before they were needed.

Many have claimed this to be outright lies by downing street and opposition members are calling for a public inquiry to discover the truth.
Downing street was tonight unavailable for further comment other than the press statement issued earlier on.

More news as it happens

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
SNN

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News 19 March 2010

UK Forces in 24 hour battle



News has come in that British forces based in SHAIBAH Iraq were involved in heavy fighting at the weekend as the strategic town near Basra and populated by the SUNNI peoples, supporters of the old Saddam regime was attacked by SHIA militia fighters back from Iranian exile after the fall of Saddam.

It is reported that British troops operating from FOB Camalot came under fire at midmorning on saturday and the fighting then intensifed over the the next 24 hours.
All 3 factions battled for control of major facilities to control the city and the British with no reinforcements or air support were truly outnumbered as Sunni and Shia put aside centuries of hate to try and rid the region of western interference.

By sunday morning the majority of the city and its infastructure lay either in ruins or the hands Sunni and Shia fighters now working together in an uneasy truce to deny the Brits ground.

Sources within UK armed forces have claimed that ground commanders made a deliberate decision to set up new HQ at the power plant in a bid to secure whats considered one of the major key facilities in any city. They also secured the citys aid station and so now with reinforcements arriving daily to police the new situation in SHAIBAH British forces have some form of control over this volatile city.

But only time will tell if it can be held or will SHAIBAH become like all the other towns and citys across Iraq overrun with insurgents and foreign fighters hellbent on reaping mayhem and destruction local populations in their bid to clear out those they see as invaders.


More news as it happens

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
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News 7th April 2010

Garmser Violence escalates



British Forces operating in Garmser southern Afghanistan have spent the past 2 weeks battling a massive increase in militia attacks across the region.

Soldiers from UK 2 Para and 3rd Brigade Combat Team, and U.S 10th Mountain Division have been on high alert since trouble flared up again 2 weeks ago during an operation to locate and detain an Iraqi national named Mustapha Ladin.

Ladin has been hunted across Iraq and Afghanistan for nearly 12 months and it now apears he has once again slipped the net. Although the Operation named Noble Freedom has yeilded several high profile personalities including high level opium farmers with links to funding terror ops. Sources claim these arrests have been "a great moral boost for the local population who can now farm freely and begin to take control of their lives"

55 Civilains have been killed with over a hundred wounded in 14 days and car bombs are now not a daily but hourly occurance throughout the region.
Britain and America have stated more troops will deployed over the next 6 months to help control the region.

IN OTHER NEWS.
South America

A car bomb in Bogota colombia today killed 2 high profile judges presiding over cartel related cases in the high court.
It is thought the group responsible is the Salazar cartel Led by Ramirez Salazar The infamous Cocaine kingpin.

Korea

Tense talks between Britain and the Peoples republic of China continue today as both delegations attempt to find a solution to the threat of a North Korean /Chinese allieance.
Scattered North Korean troops continue to head north into the mountains toward the Chinese border and Coalition forces are hampered in their progress due to threats from China that they will engage any Coalition forces within 5 miles of the border. This has previously led to problems between the 2 nations after Chinese and British special forces engaged each other in a firefight near the Nk/Chinese border 4 years ago. and it seems old wounds havent healed with China proving very unaccomadating in its demands.

As yet no North Korean troops have crossed the border but it is feared that once they do the lines will very quickly blur and things in the far east will rapidly spin out of control.



More news as it happens

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
SNN

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News 23rd April 2010

Anti Terror Boss Killed In Bomb Attack



Britains anti terror campaign has suffered a massive blow this week after the agent in charge of operations for the newly formed S.O.C.A unit was killed in a bomb attack on his residence in Zaragoza.

Special agent in charge Barry Ericson was killed by the explosion on sunday morning. Ericson was working on an operation involving wanted drug lord Ramirez Salazar AKA El Gordo the fat one.
Salazar is responsible for several revenge attacks on law enforcement officers and judges working to bring hm down over the years.
It is beleved that S.O.C.A which targets those assisting in terror funding had found information that suggested Salazar had been in recent contact with members of new terror group the HMMA and intelligence sources say that Salazar poses A VERY CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO NATIONAL SECURITY.
Over the years he has garnered links with numerous individuals and groups involved in weapons smuggling a side branch of his drugs empire and recently it has become clear that he has begun funding operations that suit his needs and those of his buisness associates.

Unconfirmed rumours of a later attempt on Salazars life by UK security forces have been declined comment by Whitehall tonight.


More news as it happens

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
SNN

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News 28th April 2010

Revenge of the Fat One


Colombia this week has seen violence not witnessed since Escobars cartel wars.
Ramirez Salazar Head of the Salazar cartel has reaped his vicious revenge upon those who set out to destroy his empire and bring him to justice.
It started with his assasination of the S.O.C.A agent sent to trap him and since then his revenge has bought chaos across colombia. the two latest victims are Manuell Gringo and El Dave Manningo High ranking CUNTS have both been murdered in violent public attacks that have sent a message of fear to those who attempt to stop El Gordo.
Manuell Gringo was killed in his car while on duty by a fellow officer on Salazars payroll. He was repeatedly stabbed in the chest and was dead at the scene when paramedics arrived.

On saturday evening Manningo was Killed by an unnamed assasin as he left a busy resturant in Bogota with his family.

It is thought a message sent to certain news groups is infact from Salazar himself. He said

let these attacks be a message to those that try to bring my empire down, my Connections i have forged place me on top of my pedestal, a pedestal no man can crumble I am SALAZAR.



It would certainly seem that the Fat One sees himself as untouchable and above the law and the Colombian Unified Narcotics Teams CUNTS now without strong leadership have stalled in there attempts to capture the illusive Salazar. and with controversy of alleged UK attempts to kill the drug lord this situation is rapidly becoming the leper of all cases.


At present Salazar remains at large and very much in charge.

More news as it happens

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
SNN

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News 4th May 2010

El Gordo Strikes Again


It seems Colombian druglord Ramirez Salazar has a struck again after a South American Buisnessman named Monkol Monkul was killed yesterday morning in a vicious attack that saw him have his throat slit during a Pheasent shoot near his home in the midlands.
The assassin struck as Senor Monkul was retreiving items from his car and the assassin was heard to utter the words Mr Monkul Salazar says hello. The assassin struck with such speed he was able to make his escape. Several witnesses have given descriptions to police but at present he remains at large.

Monkul was pronounced dead at the scene and our on site correspondent reports several known members of the British security services including high ranking officers from SI7 being present as the body was removed.

Last night Whitehall issued a statement denying that Monkul was infact a paid informent for SI7 or any other element of the security services.

IN OTHER NEWS

Confirmation has today been released of the first free elections to take place in East Timor for 8 years. The country is still reeling from the recent troubles and many there beleive the election will herald a new dawn for the country. Although Australian Military commanders stationed there on peace keeping duties have warned of serious and imminent threats to the security of the island.

SNN will be closely following the Timorese elections and keeping you updated.


More news as it happens

Christopher Cameron Weaving
News Desk
SNN

[Monk]

News 23rd July 2010

Trouble for Tuwkani ?


Keith George in the CHAD

It seems the peace and prosperity enjoyed recently in N'Djamena may be wavering on collapse after pro west President Tuwkani was publicly critisized by the leader of the Kanem Guera Brotherhood Victor Aluma who is in fact the joint president with Tuwkani in many ways due to the power sharing deal 2 years ago.

The outburst came during a press conference on the economic climb of Chad and has caused chaos amongst Tuwkanis supporters.

2 hours after Aluma's statements the streets here were brimming with angry factions from both party's. Tempers are high and the Chadian police seem ill prepared in their responses to protests and this had led to violent clashes across the city.
The US Army 1st Battallion, 2nd Infantry Regiment are stationed here on peace keeping duties presently and British ISAT forces from 2nd Battallion The Rifles are due to arrive some time within the next two weeks. As yet none of the violence has been aimed at the much misliked Americans and word has it they have been ordered only to intervene if at risk or if asked by local government but we all remember how rapidly a situation here can develop and we know that when things get hot in the CHAD the eyes of violence turn toward the Coalition forces seen by many as the foreign invader.
With the UK forces arriving shortly we can only hope that Tuwkani and Aluma can sort out these issues in the political arena rather than in the street like CHAD has seen so many times before.

This is Keith George for SNN in N'Djamena CHAD

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The Brits Arrive


Keith George in the CHAD

At 0730 local time this morning N'Djamena was woken by the sound of several large transport planes arriving and being taxied into posistion before the doors opened and what seems like a battle ready British contingent rolled out in vehicles and on foot looking every bit ready for a fight.

This was the first chance the locals had to lay eyes on the British ISAT forces from 2nd Battallion The Rifles.
From the airport straight to the area on the edge of the city near Farcha village they will establish a permanent command shared with the American forces already here.

The situation here has deteriated since last week with car bombs now almost hourly rather than daily and reports of kidnapings and beatings in the street it seems the CHAD has rapidly slipped into its old ways. The Kanem Guera Brotherhood seem to have dropped any pretence of stopping street violence as long as it is aimed at Tuwkanis supporters and the Police.

Commander of ISAT forces has spoken briefly to the press this morning stating that the mission here is to maintain peace and the elected government.

"N'Djamena has always been a hotspot for resentfull anger and now that excuse is being used to turn this city and this country into a nest of vipers ruled by drug lords and terrorists.
Tuwkani and the west are unwilling to stand by and watch this happen to the law abiding citizens of CHAD"




This is Keith George for SNN in N'Djamena CHAD

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News 19th August 2010

Death Of A President


Keith George in the CHAD

President George Henry Tuwkani is Dead

The Chadian president who had served 3 years of what could be described as the toughest term in history was assissinated on saturday night in the Chadian capital N'Djamena. It is believed that Tuwkani was killed after a meeting with Joint leader Victor Aluma of the Kanem Guera Brotherhood and rumours here claim that maybe even the presidents own supposedly loyal police force were involved in his murder.

The situation here in CHAD deteriated rapidly as armed militia took to the streets to celebrate what they saw as a great day. Victor Aluma quickly assumed power and began ordering decrees and instructions through the police.
Tuwkanis body was paraded through the streets on the back of militia vehicles known as technicals as crowds gathered to witness the body as it was driven across the city to the Coalition HQ at FOB Delta.

I myself was present in the Forward Operating Base when the body of Tuwkani arrived clothes in tatters his dead body badly beaten having been dragged through kicking crowds.

Coalition commanders held rapid meetings with all officers as the rules of engagement suddenly became almost impossible to operate by and after much back and forth with Whitehall it was decided that British and American forces would need to treat the entire N'Djamena population with mistrust and caution.
A new set of orders was rapidly drawn up allowing the coalition troops to respond with extreme force if they felt under direct threat. A decision which has fueled even more anti west feelings here even among Tuwkanis former follwers.

At present the City has some semblence of control even if it is in the form of Aluma's Kanem Guera Brotherhood working with the remnants of the Chadian police and the Devine Brotherhood of Roy.

The Coalition FOB seems on almost permanent lockdown as it has since been deemed to hostile outside the gates and the future of the multi national battlegroup sent here to assist with law and order is shaky at best.


This is Keith George for SNN in N'Djamena CHAD

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News 12th September 2010

More Men Needed




The situation in N,Djamena CHAD is esculating into the worst violence the city has seen since the post Azear execution riots.
President Aluma seems ill equipped and ill prepared to deal with the day to day troubles and the Chadian police have neither the man power or the willingness to maintain order.

Senior British commanders at Forward Operating Base Delta have claimed they need more men and more time if they are to complete the CHAD mission.

City wide fighting has been going on since the assassination of the late President Tuwkani and it has been claimed by many in Chad that the new foreign fighters have taken advantage of the chaos and infiltrated into the city to take up arms against the western coalition.

A downing street source claimed last nite that there are plans to send more men out but it would likely be early spring next year before that happened and in the meantime it is claimed that a small UN contingent will be stationed within the city to assist those coalition troops already stationed there.
A seperate source claimed the UN will act as mediators between British commanders and Alumas government as Aluma seems unwilling to deal directly with those he sees as invaders.

More news as it happens


Christopher Cameron Weaving
SNN News Desk

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News 14th October 2010

Enemy at the Gates




The volatile situation in Pavlodar province North Eastern Kazakhstan is causing growing concern amongst the international community. Reports earlier today of Russian forces launching missile strikes at known Yermak strongholds have been denied by Moscow even though the damage can be seen within the province.

A Whitehall source said tonight that one major concern is the threat to the wests oil supplys as a major european supply line runs from Pavlodar itself on the Volgorod pipeline.
It is feared that if the fighting esculates into war the distribution of oil from that region would almost certainly cease causing a ripple effect across eastern and central Europe.

Afon Bogatyr leader of the Yermak sepratists can be seen in a video released to HM News praising his fighters and voicing his disgust at Russian interferance. The clip has sparked further fears regarding Bogatyrs access to high grade military weapons after he boasted a strong arsenal which many say could stretch to chemical or even low grade nuclear weaponry.

Russian forces massed outside Pavlodar have issued orders for the sepratists to surrender in the next 48 hours or face military action.

The line has been drawn and the west now prays a resolution is still possible


More news as it happens


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