Rupert Killer Killer's perspective :
So itz da morn as usua an wi b chekin wha da werkers be doin wen dat cunt Katanga sends some blod clods to attak us. Dat fukin ceilin walker tinks e is all dat and e can be steelin ma boss dimons. Ya rite, no fukin way, we shows em rite off, i got 14 proper killed meself.
So me boss Mzunga says we gotta gets venge rite, go along wi dese mercs wit da stiff lips and plums inna mouf. I goes widda em, stayin atta bak, ya na, chek em fer shure aye ai aye ya knos. We gets rite up to dat cunt Katangas home place, wen out of nowere dese green ats apeer an dey get well narky an star shootin at de mercs. Dose fukin mercs shoot bak an do rite lods a 'arm, fukin em proper like. I does 20 or so of em my self, killer killer em proper ya know. But dey got too many, and dey forse us to giv in, but lik, well we fuled em ya knuw. I fuked dos whitey mercs an sole em rite out, but i got mys elf niked. Nah prob, we know the bacon Pinkerton is a us proper aye an aye. Fuk me, ee aint dere, but sum nu cun bacon rosser tal Doyle tiks e is all dat an all. E asks me lodsa stuff so i gis im all e wants sayin Mzunga is magnanamus an all, u no, givin to da communiti an dat. E tinks is all bad an dat. I got he card marked fer sure.
I tal me way ot of dat new boi crap an Pinky gis sum shit about ating da green at muppers, but ee well shady.
I get bak to me boss, ee a bit suss abot ow i scape like, but i tell im troof an it all kool. Turns out dat Katang been giving all sorts of grief in da mean time an all ya know. Fuckin igh muffer an all. But der is sum kinda deel gaan on an all aye an aye, so Mzunga wanna me go to elp tell Ktanga to truce or sum shit. Im finkin fuk dat shit, but da boss says na we gonna team up to bruise proper dem bacon rozzer cuns who call in da green ats. Whatevaman.
Dem rozzers tern up, wid dat cun Doyle, an i rite eager to waste dat pale whitey blod clod, but da boss e say no. Da boss e rite smart, e say we gotta attak to get im, not wen he visit or els Pinky in grief liyk. Sa we go later, in propa fors like, an Mzunga gis me da rite, so I walk rite up to dat pale new boy and give im 3 in da gut. He no smilin after dat.
We brin im back, and Katanga, oo Mzunga is sumow buds wid goes to work to urt im proper like. Man it is a bit much fer me, proper brutal shit, cuttin and crunchin im rite hell like man. Dat Katanga im ain't rite.
Mzunga an Katanga dem gets wind of sumink, dey fink green ats cumin so we make a tactikal retreat to ambush am an all aye an aye. We is standin proud when 15 green ats walk past an dey dun see us cos of da magic dust dat Mzunga as seen us to ya know. I follows em an gets anoth 30 green ats, but not enuff, dem mercs let us down, an dat Raoul cun, he dun kill Doyle. Fukin ell, e lets de green ats get im bak. I fukin told boss not to truss dat big man. Fuk knows dem green ats must av sum voodoo shit to patch Doyle up, ee was proper fuked.
Da boss cums up wid rite good plan, lets fukin run away wid da dimons. Fuk yeh. We gotta arrange shit wid Katanga fer sum ting, so i gotta go wid sum mercs to meet is men, 's rite late an all. Aye an aye go to da Place to meet is man, Riddick, sumink els e say. We gets it sorted, an juss as we split like, it all fukin lites up, fukin green ats ambush. Rozzers dun us in again, doyle, pinkerton, da hole fukin lot, dey gotta go. So I nips out da back door, after killer killer in 40 of dem ats, an runs to boss to tell we been dun. Dese new mercs, dey proper all dat an all, as dey got away an proper rite tru aye.
We all set now fer Mzunga and Katanga to run proper far to the sun like wid der trust men, (aye an aye). Ferst tin an all, Katanga show up an he rite contrite an all, he say he got ma boss dimonds at is place! Like dis an das flyin you wot clod? Man boss is rite rude ya know. We gotta go get em. So we get to Mzunga dirty place, and dem green ats rite rude they blow us de fuk up. I see da boss die of his hurts, I is bleedin proper bad an all, an den, it all go black..... Man i ere talk bout red shirts...
I had a blast, thanks to the organisers and everyone for getting in to the spirit.
Cheers to all, especially the CROWS and all the OPFOR players.
Hope everyone else enjoyed it.