I gets up an' I be tinkin' maybe I vistits Mzunga's corner to wake 'im but he kill m' boyz. I not be tinkin' I like what he do so I goes to pay 'spec to da fuzz, wherez I can collect I recent import.
Dat Pinkerton tellz me he got guests at say of Monrovia, an' he no wants 'em 'round. I sayz I be keepin' eyez open for dem, an' dat any on I corner be searchin' for shit if they no come speak wi' I first.
I be still waitin' for some o' m' boyz, when we hearz shit be goin' down at dat Place, so de boyz I gots goes fuck wi' dem. I be tinkin' still I wants Mzunga's bling so I goes offer him a deal for I marchin' powder. We hooks a deal for dat Place later.
When laters comes 'roun' I takes m' boyz Kabila an' Erasmus to da place but we interrupted by dem green boyz wi' da ginger boss. Nuff 'spec sayz I, but dat ginger boss wan' I cake mix an' take we down to da fuzz box. Dem green boyz all over it, so I can'ts be walkin' out - so I sendz off Kabila to get I an party. He don't come back do, coz he wasted.
I walkz by when dem green boyz march so I vizits Mzunga wi' m' boy Erasmus. Kabila a'ready dere, but he am wasted still, an' I gots no party. I goes gets I party gear Iself wi' dem Oxford boyz. A bit partyin later at Mzunga's corner I tellz dem me needs to get dat fuzzman Doyle popped. We's take 'im hostage an' am doin' 'im over big style. Den I's gak wear off, an' we be tinkin' dat dem green boyz wi' dat ginger boss man be comin' backs to gets 'im.
I leave m' boyz wi' Mzunga's massive an' head off to dem treez wi' Mzunga an' Rupert Killer Killer next to dem green boyz wi' ginger boss lyin' place, but dey nos be seein' us so it be a'right. Dey still fuck m' boyz up bad, but Erasmus is ok, an' kabila gone home 'cos he got dem munchies.
I goes home 'cos I on a downer sinz m' charles work no mo', but Rupert Killer Killer comez tellz me dat Mzunga wan' meet wi' m' boyz. I sendz m' boy Riddick, 'coz him shit hot an' I warn 'im dat he to ecpec' trouble. When him gettin' back he wake me an tell me what goes down. I no shoot da foo' fo' wakin' me coz he done good.
I sendz m' Roy Boyz out to gets Mzunga bling but dey am still no finds its by dawn so I goes m'self an' takez it from where it is. Then I be tinkin' to Iself dat I got all dat shit I wan', and it fo' best to fizzle out. I goes talk dem Ginger Boss man to do dem deal, but he no bent like dat diamond geezer, an' we no be doin' da biz.
I getz Mzunga an' Rupert an' head to get dem bling an' snow but dem green boyz wi' dat ginger boss man comez get us from I wagon. Rupert an' Mzunga too fucked to live no mo', but dem green boyz takes I back to wherez dey got dem wagonz. Dat Diamond Geezer wan know wherez I bling an' I chaz be stashed and am puttin' boom stick to I's head untils I be tellin' im. It a'right do, coz I knows m' Roy Boyz moves it.
When dey come rescue me, dey get a bit fucked up, but am fine an' find I's nose candy so I getz trippin' so hard I no feel I eyez no mo'. When I's less trippin' I's comez roun' in dem fuzzbox wi' Erasmus, an' dat Fuzzman wat bent. Dem green boyz march gen to gets Mzunga's boyz at de mine, so I hitz new fuzz wi' dem plank an I's clear out wi' m' boyz Erasmus an' dat bent fuzzman.
I get I's bling back off m' Roy boyz, an' find dat fun powder I stashed, before I clearz out. Nuff 'spec to dem green boyz an' dat ginger boss 'coz now I got Mzunga bling an' I own bizniz an' Mzunga too dead fo' carin'.
I be comin' back fo' I's mine an' be seein' y'all laterz.
Chill till den.
Many thanks everyone; I personally had an awesome event - and I'm pretty sure everyone in ETS did too.